Baroque music is the best in the world

My favorite music by far has always been Baroque art music.

There are two types of western music: artistic (sometimes called classical) and popular. Pop music includes country, jazz, rock, and dance, while art music includes the other styles. My impression is that popular music deals with things that are immediate and trivial, while art music deals with more-serious and longer-lasting issues. Hence the name classical, implying subjects that are timeless and common to many people. For example, Gustav Holst’s The Planets symphony is made up of movements devoted to each planet in the solar system. Bach’s Passion According to St. Matthew deals with Jesus’s crucifixion. Popular music more often describes things like a broken relationship, or even a just a single get-together. Ballads dating back to the Middle Ages are also a form of pop music (in my opinion). Another characteristic of pop music is simplicity. Music describes things with sound. So describing a single person or even a single mood entails a simple song. Pop music can be fun to listen to (I enjoy trance) but listening to art music is much more rewarding once you get used to it.

If you want to understand what I mean, you need to listen to some Baroque art music. Some call it classical, but Baroque and Classical are really types of art music. Baroque flourished from the late 1500s until around 1750. Here’s where it fits in the timeline of art music:

Medieval → Renaissance → Baroque → Classical → Romantic → Impressionist → Neoclassical → Minimalist

The word baroque can mean “ornate.” It’s a fitting name for the genre, as it is the most elaborate, complex, and therefore expressive and therefore masterful musical style ever used. The greatest composers of the era were Johann Sebastian Bach (1685–1750), George Frederic Handel, and Antonio Vivaldi. Bach’s work should be emphasized — I actually believe he is the best musician of all time. Although the work of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (1756–1791) is more complex than Bach’s, it is less entertaining because it is too subdued. Mozart was using a different style called Classical (also known as galant). I sometimes listen to Mozart, but I never listen to anything after him.

Over time, classical music has become less classical — less timeless and meaningful. Some Baroque compositions sound like they’re telling you someone’s life story. But, after Handel, they began to be simplified. Ludwig van Beethoven composed in the Romantic style, which was a step forward in this simplification. Romantics like Beethoven were really into emotion. In order to convey a louder, blunter (and what he thought was emotional) style, Beethoven made his themes more noticeable and used less variation within his works. But I just don’t get emotional listening to it because it means very little. How can I be passionate about music that's so corny? Listening to an orchestra was an exciting experience then, but today we hear orchestral music in elevators and in cars. Beethoven was able to awe his audience with his simplified approach, but today it is not awe inspiring to most people.

As the chart above shows, the pattern continued until the present day. Today, you have Minimalist composers like Philip Glass, who hang on notes for 10 or so seconds at a time. The faster songs have a single melody (tune) which changes very little — if at all — during the song. These compositions seem to depict single emotions, possibly even single moments in time. Many call it Minimalist, but I have another name for it: background music, a genre invented much earlier. In other words, it has almost no substance. This will no doubt doom the genre to be seen in the future as the most-corny of all artistic styles.

Unfortunately, the first artistic pieces younger people are exposed to are later varieties played as short clips or bland background music during a movie or in an office. They tend to think of art music in general as over dramatizated and bland. The reason they think this is that they really are listening to bland varieties of music. If you think I’m being picky, you’re right. But, you have to be when it comes to things as important as music. I enjoy life by being picky.